20Something and Surviving

Leez’Inbox

From my inbox. which is doomed. This is a scheduled post. Hopefully at this time Iam sleeping as normal.

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male…. The strap fastener on bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book. Male… Anything that can be done whilst drinking beer.

6. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male… Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

He said … I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said … Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said…That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said …What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said…Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said …Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
She said … They don’t have time

She said…Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
Good-looking?
He said … They already have boyfriends.

She said …What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said … Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

Have a great weekend.

July 19, 2008 Posted by | Leez Inbox | 2 Comments