20Something and Surviving

How Much Is Too Much?

So after a couple of drinks with mates the conversation eventually ends up up where it always does. Call it what you want but sex is always a solid topic especially after a few Bob Marleys and the tongues and inhibtions are loosened.

I asked this yesterday and I will ask it again. How many is too many sexual partners? And no not at the same time!!

Not counting any Once off encounters could that would make a Nun blush but rather how many sexual partners would be considerd borderline sluttish. Having semi-conservative friends (Snort!!) a bunch of weird numbers were thrown around. Using the rule of times three for women and minus three for men, I was left feeling like somewhat of a man whore. I don’t count or have lost count or stopped counting a long time ago. Do people seriously do that?

My buds are all a bit older than me and those that aren’t had considerably less numbers. Does this mean that the just more picky or that they have trouble getting laid?

So since the break up end of March, I’ve been on this self inlficted celibacy. It was part of the whole reassessing my priorities thing but I think I may be tiring of it.

It doesnt help that I get univited very inviting smses whilst minding my own business.

July 8, 2008 Posted by | celibacy, sex, when is too much sex too much? | 2 Comments

Leez’ Inbox

I’m sifting through my email. Yes, I have better things to do but…. Anyway, came across this and decided to share. These are all supposedly facts. I think that when I have nothing to moan about I’m just going to post whatever I want from my emails.

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than “going blind!”)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time… Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let’s just think for a minute; is
there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired. (Justice prevails!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act. (Not cool man!!!)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big
enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises.” (Is this a great country or what? Though not as great
as Guam!)

And some interesting little-known facts: Banging your head against a
wall uses 150 calories an hour. (And who volunteers for this lunacy?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Oh! That’s why Flipper was always smiling?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
drinking little bottles of…? — did the govt. pay for this
research??)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don’t have brains. (I know some people like that too)

And, the best for last… Turtles can breathe through their arses.
(I know people who can talk through theirs!)

June 11, 2008 Posted by | men, random, sex, women | 4 Comments

Blame it on Hormones

I’m Pathetic. And weak.

Despite my best attempts I’m actually tempted to go back to M. We actually had a decent conversation last night. Up to a point. It was very civil ranging from what are you up to, to condolences to what’s new in your life lately.

I played along nicely because I have this resolution that I will stop being such a prick and start being nice to people. It’s all a part of my plan. The thing about me is that I like plans. I like to categorise things. It’s just that my head doesn’t always follow these plans.

Anyway, in typical female fashion (sorry ladies), she starts fishing. What are up to…are you seeing anyone…

M: so what are you doing with yourself?

Leez: Nothing much, just busy lately. Work and stuff.

M: Okay. And how’s the gf?

Leez: I don’t have one. I’m not the one who was seeing other people remember?

M: Oh. Okay. But you were also cheating

Leez: Not really, I slept with my ex twice and we weren’t even exclusive then. You the one that thought you found something better and lied to me.
How is he anyway?

M: We not together anymore… he lied to me. Has a bf.

Leez: Sorry to hear that.

The conversation went on that same note until…

M: So do you want me back?

Leez: No.

M: Oh okay.

Leez: Why would I. you’re a liar and a cheat and I don’t trust you. But we can be friends. I have no grudges.

I was tempted believe me. We had good times and it was actually the first relationship that I saw going somewhere but it was not to be. I guess I was weak coz it’s been a long time since I got laid. These raging hormones impair ones judgment. Ya. That’s it. Blame it on the hormones.

May 21, 2008 Posted by | hormones, leez, mail, relationships, sex, stalker | 12 Comments