Leez’ Inbox

I’m enjoying this emptying out my mail box thing that I’ve got going. Saves me actually posting. I think I’ll post them on weekends and call it something like Leez Extra or something equally stupid yet catchy. What do you think? For now I’m working with Leez Inbox but Extra sounds better… This one I received form a female. As if you couldn’t guess.

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male…. The strap fastener on bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book. Male… Anything that can be done whilst drinking beer.

6. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male… Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

He said … I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said … Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said…That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said …What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said…Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said …Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
She said … They don’t have time

She said…Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
Good-looking?
He said … They already have boyfriends.

She said …What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said … Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.