Facts of Life 2008
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two Spiders mating.
“Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.
“They’re mating”, her father replied.
“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.
“That’s a daddy longlegs”, her father answered.
“So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?” the little girl asked.
“No”, her father replied. “Both of them are daddy longlegs”.
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and flattened the two spiders saying, “We’ll have none of THAT moffie-kak in our garden.”
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